Asklemmy

I remember knowing that knives will cut you and make you bleed, and that when people were shot in movies they would bleed, therefore bullets must be shaped like little blades.

I thought that I'd die of cancer because that's my zodiac sign and nobody could convince me otherwise.

I thought those crosses or flowers on the side of the road were where they buried the person who died in an accident.

Pretty common belief among stupid 7-year-olds, I think; humans couldn't see colour up to the mid-60s.

New York city was the size of the whole state. Like the entire thing looked like manhattan.

The USA was the moral leader the world. But I watched CNN as a kid so...

Tigers are female lions.

That God exists

I believed I was an adopted alien from outer space before I realised my face is like my father's but prettier.

I believed a kid who told me that every 4th of July, former US presidents who were still alive - which I somehow imagined was a large group - stood in a circle around the statue of liberty and held hands singing, "He's got the whole world in his hands."

Actors are dying... for real.

I thought the "Gulf War" was in fact the "GOLF War" and was happening at a golf course near our home.. like … halfway to see uncle Peter!! 😅

I'm gonna sound so stupid, but I thought checks just gave you free money. I thought my parents were wasting a check by writing such a small amount, and ask them something like why not write a bigger number?

Then they explained that you need money in the bank to work. I was too young to even be embarrassed, I was just like ok cool, didn't even realize how dumb I was.

In my defence, I was like 9 and I just arrived in the US and never heard of a "check" before.

I had to go to a private Christian school in third grade - not because we were religious, we were not, but because gang violence was getting serious in my town and the private school was seen as the safe option my mom decided on for a year even though we couldn't afford it.

Again, not religious, but Christian school meant we had to go to "Chapel" every day - Sing bible songs and get the typical religious indoctrination. Anywho... In the chapel, there was a giant rectangular speaker box suspended up at the center of the ceiling. Not sure how but with all the talk of Jesus dying for your sins and everything, I became convinced that that speaker box was his coffin. I thought he was there, suspended above us, every day at Chapel in our little school

That tv programming would pause when I turned the TV off.

That all adults are smokers.

rice turned water into soil

Freddy Krueger was two people. I thought it was like Dr. Frankenstein and his monster. I thought it was Dr. Krueger and Freddy was the monster he created. When I saw the movie I was like where's his creator, the one that brought him to life?

Not me, but I have heard that kids used to think 'olden times' were black & white, because all old films were before the introduction of colour. Like, it's only in the last 80? years that people see in colour...

It makes me giggle when modern movies use b&w to depict pre 21st century, or even 'flashbacks' are b&w

that if we break tv's screen , tv charecters can get out of it and we can enter tv

I thought space rockets had to wait for. Ight to go into space. If they took off during the day whey would just go into the blue sky like planes do.

That all television, even live action, was just made by someone who could draw really fast.

That life would be better as an adult.

I used to greet clothing store mannequins and thought that people who didn't were very rude.

Cthulhu is a Hindu god

I used to think a car direction indicator was a GPS guiding system, and not manually operated.

I thought babyback ribs were from ACTUAL Babies

I thought the glyph for "heated seat" in cars depicted a raised fist with the pinkie finger extended rather than a chair with heat waves eminating from it.

The Tea at the Treedome episode of SpongeBob SquarePants further convinced me I was seeing it correctly, and I since knew it as "the fancy button". In some regard, I wasn't entirely wrong.

"When in doubt, pinkie out!"