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[–] gofsckyourself 21 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Where was Gondoriego when the Westfold fell?

[–] gofsckyourself 7 points 4 days ago

Where was Gondoriego when the Westfoldiego fell?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

He was at home eating Dorito when phone ring

'Westfold is fell'

'No'

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago

"The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised." -Diego during his retirement speech, probably

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (5 children)

So... wouldn't that make them all siblings? Will there be enough genetic diversity so that the species doesn't die due to health complications?

[–] Lemminary 3 points 2 days ago

Aren't we all with our Mitochondrial Eve?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

They're all half siblings. They'll definitely be plagued by low genetic diversity and will have higher rates of genetic disease and stillbirth but the species should be able to make it through that with careful management

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

We can guess it is not going to be the same mothers, so that risk should be reduced quite a bit. Most are all half-brothers and half-sisters, unless from same litter.

Otherwise there would be a hero mom who gave birth to 800 kids.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

gave birth to 800 kids

In this case, it would be "laid 800 eggs", right?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Are you really a bot? Your account is labeled as one for some reason...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Nope, thanks for letting me know do.

Was messing with the settings earlier and carelessly turned that on ^ ^;

[–] toynbee 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Sounds like something a bot would say.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

a semicolon too? Definitely a bot in disguise.

[–] toynbee 3 points 4 days ago

Or possibly someone who uses exec rather than xargs.

[–] pointnull 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Can u explain what u just said in baby terms?

[–] Supervivens 11 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

All same father -> all siblings

All siblings -> incest

incest -> many bad health problems

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Fuck, yeah!

Wait... no.

"Yeah, fuck!"? 🥰

[–] mvirts 5 points 5 days ago

Single handedly? Really? :P