this post was submitted on 12 Dec 2024
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No foul language - i.e. French ๐Ÿคฎ

Obviously satire, dozy wankers

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[โ€“] [email protected] 47 points 1 month ago

Apparently, when you can shout "BRING ME MY STEAK" at a servant you don't need to eat a Boots Meal Deal. Who knew?

[โ€“] [email protected] 41 points 1 month ago

lunch is for wimps

Sounds like someone who doesn't work hard enough to need a break.

[โ€“] Gradually_Adjusting 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is the rhetorical sophistication it takes to be a conservative leader. I can't pick which insane take to make fun of first.

Doesn't think sandwiches are real food, but you do eat them for breakfast. Only eats bread that is dry? Eats steak at her desk for lunch, but lunch is wimpy?

[โ€“] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

Fucking weirdo

[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

I work and eat at the same time too. But only if I'm getting paid to and I get to leave half an hour early and get home sooner, not because I'm a hard worker.

I would rather a half hour at home at the end of the day instead of half an hour unpaid break in the middle of the day just sitting in an office.

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

She is eating steak while working?!

[โ€“] RainyRat 7 points 1 month ago

I feel sorry for anyone else who has to use her keyboard.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Wait... Isn't everyone?

[โ€“] LovableSidekick 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Bread: I will not touch Kemi Badenoch if she's moist.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

๐Ÿคข

[โ€“] ThePyroPython 1 points 1 month ago

You think she gets moist? My brother, it's probably got the same feel as inserting into a rolled up sanding belt.

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Imagine your personality being your stupid opinionsโ€ฆ Get a fucking life

[โ€“] LovableSidekick 4 points 1 month ago

Welcome to social media lol.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

This has a similar energy as the Taylor Swift Scrotum Punch meme

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

This looks like one of the Mickey take vox pops that they do in the Onion. If it's a genuine quote from a genuine article, I fear the conservatives might do for comedy writers before AI has the chance.

[โ€“] dance_ninja 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Mexican coke? Is he just parroting Americans on the internet?

[โ€“] Atlas_ie 1 points 1 month ago

He did say fries instead of chips