are you posting this elsewhere, I love your stuff
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Automatism in the age of the children of Unix. This community is for all things related to computers, content, surrealism and wizardry.
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This is also where pmjv posts his work.
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Now that you're a surrealist, become a Techno-Mage:
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- https://freebsd.org
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- https://dragonflybsd.org/
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Damn were you just waiting for the opportunity to drop this on someone? Lovin' this stuff, got a couple of shirts already.
Love the use of fsck as a swear
Great Lenna reference
great catch, ashamed I didn't notice
Thank you! I was getting worried nobody got it.
I need Explain Unix Surrealism
EDIT : people seem to not get it, I mean this particular edtion, as in "Explain XKCD" explaining individual XKCD comics
Pure psychic automatism in the age of the children of Unix.
I need Explain Unix Surrealism
I need Explain Explain Unix Surrealism
EDIT : people seem to not get it, I mean this particular edtion, as in "Explain XKCD" explaining individual XKCD comics
Pure psychic automatism in the age of pure psychic automatism in the age of the children of Unix.
Just embrace it and let it wash over you. Eventually it will change you enough that you’ll come to understand instinctively
George
It was mentioned in another comment, but this is a Lenna reference.
I was more used to seeing Clarus the dogcow, so I forgot about Lenna
I can't say enough how much I love this art style and how oddly it brings me feelings of nostalgia that I cannot explain.
Edit: also, I'm getting a bit of Blade Runner or Cyberpunk vibes from this.
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#freematamaid
Free as in freedom, not free as in free beer
"Goodbye Lenin" vibes but the roles are reversed.
I have a bunch of quips running around in my brain:
- A robot ASSassin.
- Wait until the Mossad gets a hold of this doll.
- Also, being the token Zionist, I would like to detonate her beeper!
By the way, did you know that your cars now, or in the near future, have a remote killswitch?
- ASS is short for: Analognowhere Serialized Special
- Mossad doesn't exist anymore, it was assimilated after the World-Corp-War into MATA_Intelligence_Agency
- The only religion that is sanctioned by the Gov-Corp is the worship of the Eternal Free Market.
Kill your car.