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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted, clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

His real parents, or his human adopted parents? Because I'm not so sure he ever had a chance to see his real parents fuck. Not unless they taped it and left it on one of those crystals in his fortress of solitude. ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ

[โ€“] Bgugi 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Adoptive ๐Ÿ‘ parents ๐Ÿ‘ are ๐Ÿ‘ real ๐Ÿ‘ parents ๐Ÿ‘

But yeah, he definitely saw Johnathan slamming that midwussy.

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

How does one do the clapping thing in real life? Do you clap along with every word, or alternate between word and clap?

[โ€“] Bgugi 4 points 2 months ago

Either at the start of each word or to accentuate each syllable.

[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

His superpowers doesn't work on Krypton

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Sexual reproduction is prohibited on Krypton anyway.

[โ€“] Mickey7 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He was too young to see this on his home planet. So yeah he might have seen his earth foster parents do it

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago

The point was he has "X-Ray" vision, which lets him see through solid objects. Ergo, he likely couldn't help seeing them from time to time until he learned to control that power.

[โ€“] Zahille7 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

People in here apparently don't know enough about Superman to be confused by the question.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

What question?

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

He grew up on a farm. He saw lots of sex.

Also, x-ray vision. He saw lots of sex.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

And? People have sex even if they have children already.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And most people don't wanna watch

[โ€“] [email protected] -1 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

free porn, which means you have to watch

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Part of the social contract, what can you do?

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I believe the point is, usually your kids don't have the power to see through walls. Of course I'm pretty sure most interpretations of superman, Depending on the interpretation of superman, he discovers his powers between 12 and 18.

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago

He probably didn't have a choice no matter when he got the power - I doubt he knew how to control it right off the bat.

[โ€“] cheesemoo 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Which part confused you. Show us on the doll.

[โ€“] cheesemoo 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Oh did OP mean his adoptive parents? I was thinking about his birth parents on Krypton.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago
[โ€“] AdamEatsAss 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He may have been on the other room but his x-ray vision and super hearing means he knew exactly what was happening.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

If he has x-ray vision shouldn't he just be seeing a bunch of bones or other dense objects not penetrable by x-rays? Can it be shut off? How? Are we sure he wasn't responsible for a drastic rise in cancer rates by going around just blasting everyone with his radiation vision all day?

[โ€“] AdamEatsAss 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

While he can turn off his laser vision I am going to go ahead and say he cannot turn off x-ray vision. Superman only identifies people based on skeletal structure.

[โ€“] FooBarrington 6 points 2 months ago

Have you ever seen Superman compliment someones hair?

Me neither.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Is there a one-shot somewhere about people around superman getting cancer due to his x-ray vision? I think it would be an observable phenomenon if his eyes always worked in this manner.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Like watchmen

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago

In the comics (at least those from my decades ago childhood), it's depicted as him seeing the same as normal people do - just through stuff. As such, I've always assumed it's not actually X-Rays proper & they just used that phrase to convey the concept of seeing through solid objects.

[โ€“] MegaUltraChicken 3 points 2 months ago

Damn Martha and John catching some strays here. Guys, they're his parents too.