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[–] FauxPseudo 9 points 1 day ago

How does one create this comic and completely ignore that cops stealing via civil asset forfeiture take more than cops

[–] [email protected] 174 points 2 days ago (2 children)

That cop is a really good listener for a cop.

[–] [email protected] 119 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The robber is also white...

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago

Cops let white people talk. The black man would've been shot on sight.

Comic is accurate.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

It's pretty obvious that the entire comic talks specifically about the US, so I didn't think it was necessary to specify that in my comment.

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[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001 67 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Bonus panel. The cop just shoots him.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago

Not the bonus panel we deserve, but the bonus panel we get.

The true secret bonus panel is when the cop gets the bonus for the shooting.

[–] samus12345 50 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Cops serve the ruling class. It's why they're trying so hard to find the CEO killer.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Refresh your feed. They found him.

[–] samus12345 15 points 2 days ago

Yup, I saw an hour or so ago. Very odd to conveniently still have the weapon with him as well as a manifesto.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

People with jobs serve their paycheck. People with authority let it go to their heads. Cops are the combination of the two.

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[–] Cypher 16 points 1 day ago

Robbers are committing violent crime mostly against the working class.

Cops should go after both robbers and robber barons.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 days ago (15 children)

If police and prisons made societies safer the USA would be the safest society on the planet.

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[–] obinice 27 points 2 days ago

Cop: "So anyway I started blastin"

[–] UnderpantsWeevil 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Why would I investigate my employer? A healthy chunk of that $15B in CEO salary works its way back into the hands of officers via lobbying for increased pay/benefits, kickbacks to police unions and sheriff's society's, and direct hiring for police "consultants" and overpaid rent-a-cops.

If burglars want to enjoy these benefits, they need to get back to the old school way of doing business. Get. Mobbed. Up. You didn't see Irish cops bothering the American wing of the IRA or Italian cops hassling the mafia. Burglars need to do the same thing as the rest of the working class and get organized. One stick is easily broken. A bundle is far sturdier.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

They are mobbed up. Always have been. If you'd been to prison and followed the unwritten rules then you'd already know.

[–] Carrolade 20 points 2 days ago

For the record, it's specifically CEOs of S&P 500 companies that make an average of ~18 million/yr.

https://aflcio.org/paywatch/highest-paid-ceos

The Standard and Poor's 500 is ~500 of the largest companies in the country that are publicly traded. It does not include the vast majority of CEO positions in the US, just the biggest.

[–] MaxPow3r11 22 points 2 days ago

I know this is fiction

because irl a cop would not reflect on his actions.

He would just shoot & kill this man on the spot.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

The machine works as intended.

Robbers are (allowed to be) part of it so they can take the focus, all the fingerpointing, be the big bad wolf mascot.

[–] mkwt 10 points 2 days ago

Some folks will rob you with a six gun, and some will rob you with a fountain pen.

[–] finitebanjo 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If only there were some way we could influence laws and how they are enforced...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I've been saving up for some space tourism, but you're right, it's time to buy a senator. (This is sarcasm.)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

There would still be people who stole if we lived in a socialist paradise. And they would still want to be called boss.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

The source looks like https://linktr.ee/massesutd though the dude doesn't appear to have a website, just links to a bunch of gated websites that I can't access without an account.

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