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[–] Vinny_93 41 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Oh yeah me too btw. I am now president of Vanuatu

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Amateurs…

I’m president of Russia.

[–] Valmond 9 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I sure hope you're on Linux.

[–] PriorityMotif 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

All dictators are Bottoms.

[–] MintyFresh 2 points 3 days ago

Power bottoms... With an iron fist...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] jrs100000 2 points 3 days ago

sudo russian presidency

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

May I offer you some nice warm tea?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You cannot offer what is already mine

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Pour some more… don’t forget to finish your own cup.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Then you got some splainin to do

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

I am now president of the literature club

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I would have guessed this was a hexbear post.

Their bullshit is spreading!