Oh yeah me too btw. I am now president of Vanuatu
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Amateurs…
I’m president of Russia.
I sure hope you're on Linux.
On the bottom floor.
All dictators are Bottoms.
Power bottoms... With an iron fist...
So you’re on Linux…
sudo russian presidency
May I offer you some nice warm tea?
You cannot offer what is already mine
Drink it then.
Pour some more… don’t forget to finish your own cup.
Then you got some splainin to do
I am now president of the literature club
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I would have guessed this was a hexbear post.
Their bullshit is spreading!