Dad Jokes

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submitted 1 week ago by owenfromcanada to c/dadjokes

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I told her I ate all the candy. Maybe I'm doing it wrong?

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[–] Rhynoplaz 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's not nothing! That's EVERYTHING!!!

[–] Lost_My_Mind 2 points 1 week ago

Well, now, hold on. Let's hear him out. Maybe he ate all the leftover candy corn from halloween that nobody wanted.

.......from halloween 2022.

[–] steventhedev 4 points 1 week ago

Jokes on you - they were sugar free.

Enjoy turning your guts inside out for the next day