this post was submitted on 06 Dec 2024
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Microblog Memes

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[–] EndOfLine 66 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I've seen enough horror movies to know that these dolls are going to murder anybody that takes them home.

[–] Alexstarfire 30 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Perfect gift for your enemies then.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago
[–] uservoid1 61 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

That account is mostly parody. Here is another of their posts about "pot handle covers":

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

The Effing fire department is also pretty good.

[–] surewhynotlem 11 points 3 months ago

This would be a great gift though!

[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 months ago

I'll pay you not to give me one.

[–] ccunning 25 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What good is a voodoo doll of the target is already dead?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

You get to torment them in hell.

[–] Tylerdurdon 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Bro, these folks need to know their audience. Halloween comes at the end of October.

[–] jewbacca117 7 points 3 months ago

But it's only October 67th

[–] ThePowerOfGeek 11 points 3 months ago

"I call this one 'Kill It With Fire'."

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

I've seen voodoo dolls made with a lot less care.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Hey that isn't from a microblog!

[–] FuryMaker 2 points 3 months ago

Ade due Damballa. Give me the power, I beg of you!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Insane Clown Posse - Ding Ding Doll.