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[–] Roflmasterbigpimp 5 points 2 hours ago

Many Germans doesn't even knew about this until recently.

This is some weird ass backward-Island-tradition. Fucking Creeps.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 hours ago

Disturbingly, it was because the practice was considered unfair to the cows.

[–] [email protected] 59 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

"Are we the baddies?" Ask the people who also forbid any media coverage of their actions.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 17 hours ago

"Are we the baddies?" Ask the people who also forbid any media coverage of their actions.

"Muahahahaha!"...

Sorry, a deep resonant haunting laugh is how I cope when faced with a difficult moral conundrum.

(Paraphrased from "Better Off Ted".)

[–] [email protected] 34 points 16 hours ago

What the fuck, bruises and not being able to sit for a few days. That's way worse than what I envisioned from the beginning of the article.

[–] ivanafterall 57 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I swear we can't have anything nice.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

There was a counter-protest of women from the island to keep that tradition.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 14 hours ago

Womens rights don't matter! This is for equality!

[–] [email protected] 30 points 17 hours ago

That article was even weirder and creepier than I expected. By a lot.

Also some interesting bits from a different Austrian tradition:

The Krampuses are now encouraged to only symbolically brush festival-goers, and not actually whip them.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Very similar to the tradition on the nearby Dutch island of Ameland. Sunneklaas

Must be something in the water.

[–] TheTechnician27 23 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

You dare to mock the sanctity of the spanking of the fraulein with the cow horn, Ed boys?!

[–] einlander 6 points 16 hours ago

A Rolf quote in the wild.

[–] Unknown1234_5 11 points 16 hours ago

THIS is what the liberal media wants for america

[–] [email protected] 8 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

A centuries-old tradition in Germany's Borkum where young men hit women on the buttocks with a cow horn using cow horn during the Klaasohm festival will be discontinued.

With a cow horn using a cow horn? Sounds like a difficult thing to do, holding a cow horn with another cow horn. I'd have assumed the coefficient of friction would be too low.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 16 hours ago

It's just a missing period.

...with a cow horn. Using cow horn during...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Ok, good first step. When do the prosecutions for physical abuse start?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 hours ago

As soon as individual victims dare to report individual perpetrators to the police. In this tiny, tight-knit island community. Where everyone knows everyone.