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Because they don’t have the guts!

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[–] gedaliyah 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I've got a real bone to pick with this joke.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I bet the OP has no spine to refute that

[–] actually 4 points 2 months ago

But he has a sense of humerus

[–] M137 -1 points 2 months ago

He surely has a spine, just not the nerves to defend himself.

Congratulations, you somehow failed at making a joke about skeletons.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

But you know they've got so many bones to pick with each other.

[–] BeatTakeshi 7 points 2 months ago

Anyway they can only achieve a hollow win

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Or the balls..

[–] jaybone 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Seriously though, you come across them in a dungeon and they all attack you. Like why aren’t they attacking each other?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They're not attacking you. They're offering to clean your skeleton from all the inconvenient things like the meat and innards. Liberate your skeleton

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Join us brother!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

No that's the intestines monsters. Now they'll fight each other. Skeletons will fight them for the guts too. Skeletons LOVE guts and fight anyone for them especially each other, but they are notoriously bad at keeping them, since they don't have musculature or skin to hold the guts in. That's why they don't have the guts and the context for this joke.

Neat fact - everyone has a skeleton inside them, well, unless you're propelled entirely by magic like skeletons are

[–] Thteven 2 points 2 months ago

Nice, no meat on that joke