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[–] Death_Equity 94 points 3 days ago (1 children)

He is onto something.

Sasha can bring a chaotic Joker to the screen in a way that could be the best version imaginable.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Honestly - the joker is more the stark raving lunatic rather than the cold blooded psychopath. He's more liable to strap you into a rollercoaster, set it off, and have a cream pie (not that one) waiting for you at the end of it - the impact of which kills you - rather than blowing up boat full of people.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 days ago (1 children)

(Let’s be honest, maybe that one if Harley is around.)

[–] flicker 51 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Wouldn't be a cream pie.

It'd be puddin.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago

Fine, take your upvote. But I'm not happy about where my mind went.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Well that is gross. Well done.

[–] [email protected] 84 points 3 days ago (2 children)

SBC Joker: “Real freedom is fascism, and becoming Nazis is the only way to stop the Jewish shapeshifters who raised the price of groceries!”

Hundreds of millions of people all over the world: “That makes perfect sense. I am your devoted follower now.”

[–] [email protected] 41 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Pretty much what happened in the US...

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 days ago

That's the (extremely obvious) reference, yes.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago

Southern Border of Canada
Sensational Broadcasting Company
Severely Brainrotted Candidate
Septuagenarian Bratty Child

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

Southwestern Bell Company

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"We" like it's a human endeavour or something.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Art should be.
Much like infrastructure (or - art is public infrastructure, it's integrated into the culture just as much if not more).

Instead we let giant megacorps carry on their enshitification & blandification via averagificated (now AI) art that costs too much (selling prices are too high, but production costs & profits too).

[–] Anticorp 32 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

Why hasn't Nick Cage been cast as The Joker? He's pretty much perfect for the role. Or Jim Carey? Carey likes to do serious stuff now. I know he was the Riddler, but he would be better as The Joker.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

The problem is there's a lot of Jim Carey in his Riddler, and I'm trying to think how else he would play the Joker that wouldn't just be his Riddler persona with different catch phrases.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Because Nick is still holding out for Superman. Also, I don't think he has that certain kind of hyperactivity needed, at least not anymore. His kind of broken mind acting is more Lovecraftian protagonist (who, granted, also might end up in Arkham Asylum).

[–] kamenlady 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

The Death of "Superman Lives": What Happened? makes me feel that we had him already as Superman. The documentary is maybe even better, than if we would have really got the movie.

I also think it would be a little too late now. He was in the perfect age range back then.

But i'm sure we haven't seen Nicolas' final form yet.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

SBC'd be better cast as The Riddler, NGL.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 3 days ago

Here's a box of explosives and pyrotechnics, the weapons props are in that truck, and this credit card has 10 million dollars for expenses. Do your stuff, the writers will write the script for the other characters on the spot.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 days ago

Ah fuck, I didn't know I needed this.

[–] aeronmelon 26 points 3 days ago

“I go to Arkham!”

[–] BroBot9000 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That would certainly get me to watch one of those fuck awful superhero movies again.

[–] qevlarr 4 points 3 days ago

Amen to that. It's been two decades of this shit

[–] Maggoty 9 points 3 days ago

Kept trying to top it, and failing.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

I’d definitely watch that

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

This cooks the ~~goose~~ robin.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Nope. No more. Next character role. Maybe something new?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

I think he's struggled with new compelling characters tbh. Only one of his good films isn't a character from the Ali G show. But give him enough time... I certainly wouldn't write him off entirely. We'll see.

[–] Tylerdurdon 3 points 3 days ago

I think he'd do a fantastic job. He was great in Disclaimer.

[–] ComradeMiao -4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The Islamophobic prankster?

[–] theangryseal 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Time for a new person to hate?! OH BOY!