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[–] lath 28 points 2 months ago (2 children)

According to research, it takes around 2000 work hours for the average academia researcher to start making shit up in order to publish a paper.

Source: an average academia researcher.

[–] qooqie 10 points 2 months ago

I see you just made shit up you must be very well published

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

75% of that time is an existential crisis.

[–] cabron_offsets 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Nah bruv, don’t wish that upon your kids.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Something-something, Geneva convention.