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[–] RagingRobot 7 points 10 hours ago

The girl on the right has a weird butthole

[–] warmaster 14 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

4 dimensional graphics

Like nowaday's AAAA

Bullshitting never changes

[–] Psythik 2 points 13 hours ago

Which is funny because the Neo-Geo was a very much sprite-based 2D machine. What did they even mean by "4D"?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

This PlayStation 2 advert (safe for work) came not long after that:

https://i.imgur.com/S6NxQYJ.jpeg

[–] [email protected] 4 points 13 hours ago

E was really damn popular during that time, so why not?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I'll never forget this one. Never played the game though because it was famously riddled with bugs.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 22 hours ago

I remember an ad for Half Life of all games that went "She's smart, has a great personality, and knows that the way to a man's heart is through his sternum."

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver 24 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Bonus: here's some from the 1980s

[–] francisfordpoopola 4 points 23 hours ago

Konami was killing it back then.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Definitely thought the one on the right was wearing a plug, at first.

[–] PrimeMinisterKeyes 1 points 20 hours ago

She is. ;-)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Where were these?

Because I don't recall ever seeing ads like this.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I remember seeing the left one in EGM

[–] Bosht 1 points 10 hours ago

Same. Definitely remember that one, tag line and all.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 20 hours ago

I def remember at least three of these in magazines back in the day. I particularly recall being a confused child looking at the tennis one. What is in that girl's ass?

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver 4 points 1 day ago

Someone elsewhere in the comments said they remembered seeing one in playboy magazine.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Probably in playboy and such

[–] francisfordpoopola 5 points 23 hours ago

It's NEO GEO... Come on. Of course he's playing it

[–] ccunning 6 points 1 day ago

I vividly remember that first one from when I got into my uncles playboy stash in my youth…