How exactly does "Retired" dress?
this post was submitted on 20 Nov 2024
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As someone who's retired let me warn you that HR might have a word with you if you show up dressed like me.
I guess the theory checks out. I'd probably be "retired" by the end of the day.
First i was tired. Now I'm retired.
Currently leggings and a sweater
Be careful: If you take this advice and want to become a sexy underwear model, you WILL receive a stern email from HR.
That would explain all of his convictions for impersonating a police officer...
