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submitted 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 16 hours ago

There is no such thing as a "woke filling". It's food or it's not.

[–] rtxn 20 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

"We have conquered the world for spices."
"Great, should we use them to enhance our cuisine?"
"Absolutely fucking not."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Oh, do fuck off with your tired stereotype.

I'll bet I have more spices in my kitchen that you. Twat.

[–] SpaceNoodle 0 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Now, if only you used them ...

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 17 hours ago (4 children)

East a jar of English mustard and report back.

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[–] 9point6 14 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

Mustard is a bit exotic for mail readers isn't it?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

English mustard

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Literally all I know about English mustard is the conclusion of The Escapist's "Uncivil War" and the look of utter dread on Yahtzee's face.

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[–] Wizard_Pope 14 points 17 hours ago

Oh will someone think of the sandwiches

[–] riodoro1 7 points 16 hours ago

Who was the snowflake again?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 17 hours ago

Such as.