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[–] Anticorp 282 points 1 month ago (1 children)

LOL, Bernie knows that's never going to happen. He's just reminding the world of an empty promise that trump made, and openly offering his help so that Trump can't say the Democrats blocked him. He'll still say it, but there will be readily available evidence to the contrary, not that that's ever mattered before.

[–] GraniteM 42 points 1 month ago

Trump Admin: Cap interest rates at 10%, but also we repeal the thirteenth amendment.

Democrats: No! What is wrong with you?!

Republicans: DEMONRATS WON'T WORK WITH US TO CAP INTEREST RATES AND ALSO THEY DRINK SMOOTHIES MADE OF BABIES!

Republican Voting Base: [Thunderous applause. 90% voter turnout. 99% voter loyalty.]

Everyone Else: I dunno, both parties seem the same. [Sub-50% voter turnout. Interfactional backstabbing intensifies.]

[–] dohpaz42 186 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I know Bernie is being polite and playing politics, but let’s be honest: Trump keeping this promise is about as likely as Hell freezing over.

[–] MimicJar 287 points 1 month ago (4 children)

It's not polite, it's calling him out. Trump will say/lie about anything. At one point Trump said exactly this. He didn't mean it, he just said some shit.

Bernie is repeating his own words because occasionally Trump says something good without any intent to follow up.

So Bernie is taking him at his word. He knows Trump will never do it, but if he can call the hypocrite out and trick him into agreeing, why not?

To want to talk about 4D Chess? There it is.

[–] [email protected] 72 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I guess we'll see, but I think we can all appreciate his willingness to go straight to brass tacks and hold Trump's feet to the flame while the entire Democrat Party leadership is still busy clutching their pearls.

[–] Anticorp 15 points 1 month ago

That's Bernie for ya!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yeah I was gonna say this reads like "no balls"

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[–] finitebanjo 99 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Theres about 0% chance of this happening without something totally catastrophic being bundled alongside it, like allowing creditors to come into debtors homes and beat them with sticks.

[–] robocall 11 points 1 month ago

I'd consider taking one beating vs 25% interest forever.

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[–] [email protected] 73 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Strange how every time somebody takes an idea Republicans spouted that would actually help people, and decide to run with it, conservatives suddenly aren't so keen on the idea anymore.

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[–] [email protected] 72 points 1 month ago

Bernie calling out bullshit yet again.

[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 month ago

Goddamn I fucking love Bernie.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago

Somehow I don't think Mr "Pro-Business" will hamper banks' efforts to fleece us.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Trump promises require GOP to back him up to ever get close to being implemented. GOP have always voted against bank regulation/extortion limiting. People earning tips are not big GOP donors, so fuck them. Taxes on SS are only paid by richest SS earners, but GOP have been going around on trying to get overall SS cuts.

Any promise not Project 2025 is politician lip moving meant to bring Project 2025.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Since trump's party controls the entire gov right now he is going to be pissed when he learns he can't blame his failures on the dems for most of the country.

[–] voxthefox 34 points 1 month ago

He absolutely still can, his voting bloc is full of low information voters that just want validation for the racist/misogynistic hate they feel

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago (7 children)

What that would actually mean is a complete lock-out on credit cards for the poor.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't see that as a real problem. Because as it is now, credit cards are something poor people should avoid at all costs.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

No, it's a thing idiots should avoid at all costs.

A card with a 2% reward across the board(Fidelity for instance) can be used as a proxy for your debit card week to week.

It builds my credit, gives me a group of attack dogs to sic on anyone who rips me off, and gives me a cushion if I ever need it. If you never exceed your expenses and never reach beyond your means, it's no different in consequence than paying with anything else, with a little added bonus credit and reward.

It's people and their lack of self control that ruin credit cards.

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[–] MirthfulAlembic 14 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Considering how many Americans have crippling credit card debt, especially poor people, would that be worse? I'm sure they'd still offer those credit builder cards with low limits that you have to deposit collateral for the limit.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago

Even 10% is absolutely insane, especially with the ability to directly syphon their income.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Is Burnie trying to duck season rabbit season Trump? I'm actually curious to see if this works

[–] Anticorp 18 points 1 month ago

No. He's calling trump out.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yeah. One never can tell which way old men with possible dementia will twitch.

Hell, maybe he'll have a stroke and wake up with integrity and a conscience. Weirder things have happened to nicer people, after all.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Why doesn’t Bernie understand Trump was just joking when he said that?!

Talk about owning the libs!

Bernie can’t even get a joke!

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Imagine that, scooping up cold butter on a spatula and slapping it indiscriminately on your partner’s exposed butt.

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[–] BMTea 14 points 1 month ago (19 children)

Might be my background - lived half my life in a country where credit cards are interest-free for religious purposes - but 10% still seems insane.

[–] Passerby6497 11 points 1 month ago

Compare that to the ~30% I've seen, that's sadly an amazing shift (lol, which won't ever happen with the fascist caucus), but I commend Bernie for trying.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

ha ha ha ha ha ha riiiiight good one bernie

[–] RedAggroBest 30 points 1 month ago (2 children)

If Dems all act eager to act on Trump's actually good promises (untaxed tips for instance), it'll bite the GOP that much more when he backs out of those promises

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I hope so, but they'll just blame the Dems anyway and their core voters will just believe it.

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