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To kill a French Vampire you need to drive a baguette through its heart. Sounds easy but the process is painstaking.

5:22 PM -01 Jan 20- Twitter for Android

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[–] not_woody_shaw 45 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The legendary bilingual double pun!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] not_woody_shaw 26 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Painstaking - time consuming.

Staking - piercing with a wooden stake.

Pain - French word for bread.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

But that's the only pun though, isn't it?

Edit: Oh shit it's two in one lol nvm- I just woke up from a nap

[–] cucumber_sandwich 1 points 1 month ago

And a baguette is a stake, too, right? Another pun

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] uranibaba 4 points 1 month ago

Pain = beard / hurt

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Missed it at first until I read your comment.

[–] NatakuNox 11 points 1 month ago
[–] gedaliyah 9 points 1 month ago

Cross-post to "DadJokes?"

[–] gofsckyourself 5 points 1 month ago

Better quality version

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Actually snorted.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

i thought you had to use garlic bread? man, i've been overpaying