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Man Who Bragged About Having a Literal Brain Worm to Be Appointed Head of the US Health Department (futurism.com)
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[–] SarcasticMan 3 points 32 minutes ago

That thar is what makes em an exapert

[–] [email protected] 34 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

This sub will see more activity for a while.

[–] nolannice 11 points 3 hours ago

Might as well rename it US News

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 hours ago

We've got another four years of prime material. Like a milkshake this sub will be. It'll drink it all up.

[–] jewbacca117 15 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

https://media1.tenor.com/m/_FZp7WJQIXgAAAAC/brain-slug.gif

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 hours ago

Ahh, I see you've met our candidate for Surgeon General.