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Eva Longoria says her family no longer lives in 'dystopian' US (www.bbc.com)

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[–] RonnyZittledong 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I wish I had that luxury

[–] Dasus 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

For a modest fee of 300 000, I'll marry you as a Finnish person so you'll get citizenship here. The great part is there's no love required so they couldn't check if it's fake if they wanted to.

Also I don't even know if marriage fraud is even a crime here, no-one's probably ever done it.

[–] RonnyZittledong 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Well lets at least give love a chance

[–] Dasus 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Oh it's a bonus, but not a requirement.

I'm gonna have to insist on the money though.

We can haggle over the price.

I'm genuinely serious.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

As a fellow Finn I’ll do it for twenty.

[–] Dasus 4 points 1 month ago

don't lowball it bro, there's gonna be lots of murican millionaires looking to escape and the countries to which you can buy citizenship, which aren't necessarily on par with finland, cost like 250k

[–] Randelung 3 points 1 month ago

20 bucks is 20 bucks!

[–] moistclump 4 points 1 month ago

Canadian. I’ll do it for 50 000 and I’ll give love a chance for an additional 10 000.

[–] motor_spirit 15 points 1 month ago

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