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Comic panels taken out of comics so we can make fun of them!! We love the golden age stuff!

Rules:

  1. Comics must come from actual comic books. No AI or Photoshops.

  2. Single panels are preferred.

  3. Comics should be unintentionally funny. Spider-man cracking wise is not what this is about.

  4. Don't be a dick.

  5. I can't believe I've had to add this... NO RACISM.

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[–] MeaanBeaan 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

AKA: The Sun is 455,000 times brighter than 1/455,000th the brightness of The Sun.

[–] FlyingSquid 5 points 1 week ago

That's what I was getting from this, yes.

[–] docd 30 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Checking here https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apparent_magnitude the sun is listed as "about 400,000 times as bright as mean full Moon" so pretty accurate.

[–] Brunbrun6766 6 points 1 week ago

How much brighter is it than a nice full moon?

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

On the bright side, the odds of catching an eclipse would go way up.

[–] ByteJunk 2 points 1 week ago

Also the Earth would probably be pulled apart under the gravity of all those moons, which will likely solve many of the present day issues so let's not rule that out as an option is all I'm saying.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

So we got 454,999 more moons to go ..... OK people let's get to work!

[–] AFKBRBChocolate 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Reminds me of that thing that said the moon is better than the sun because the sun shines light during the day, when we don't need it, but the moon shines light at night when it's more useful, even if it's not as bright.

I think it's a joke, but these days I just don't know.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

We don't need our SREs; the website is running fine

[–] TheTechnician27 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Okay, so the Moon weighs about 0.012 Earths. The Sun weighs about 333,000 Earths. Meaning the Sun is about 27.75 million Moons. Clearly, then, we can't assume they mean that 455,000 Moons would collapse into a star and be just as luminous.

So now what I'm wondering is: does ~1/455,000 of the Sun's light hit the Moon? That can't be true at all, right?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They're using luminosity from the perspective of Earth. In our sky, the sun is 400k times brighter than the full moon

[–] TheTechnician27 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Oh, interesting! I'm actually surprised it's that low.

[–] FlyingSquid 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm guessing this was more the reality:

"Boss, we have one more panel to fill. What do I put there?"

"Deadline's in an hour. Just put some shit in about the moon and send it to press."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Yeah! Science, bitch!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

The moon is more useful than the sun since the sun is already out when it's daytime but the moon gives us light when it's night time

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

That's no moon, its a giant death mirror!

[–] littletoolshed 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wonderful use of negative space

[–] FlyingSquid 0 points 1 week ago

I'm glad you've found an upside to this fiasco.

[–] Noodle07 2 points 1 week ago

What if there's clouds?