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this post was submitted on 13 Nov 2024
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man paste; eject got me
echo "Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this. Now there is a whole train of folks masturbating together at this. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this NSFW."
You might want to check your access permissions; he didn't even sudo.
If I have to use sudo, it's wrong.
hellfire103 isn't in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.
doas
roleplay
cat && curl
No butt stuff.
top || iptables
run0
You might get sued.
I came ty
Jesus fuckin christ...... Hilarious
If witchdoctor was a sysadmin
secret boys
"How not knowing how to use commas got me arrested for a double felony"
Distrotube is a piece of shit that's going to hell
Context?
I used to watch Derek Taylor's videos when I started using Emacs, and it has been a while since I checked his channel.
I think his politics are pretty far right, at least based on this video: https://youtu.be/nvQ-ZY460WQ
He is a libertarian/conservative type, which means that tolerant people wish eternal torment upon him.
Jesus fuck, does everything have to be political? I guess it does
Bc everything is political
Why can't we have anything nice?
Yeah seriously fuck that guy lol
Commas matter.
Hell, I'll usually let someone finger me for two bucks, a good chocolate bar, and the promise they'll lube up.
I'm really sensible, so please use pinky
Release systemd?
No