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[–] Sprinks 38 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Reminds me of a notice put on our old apartment door about their plans to paint.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

You've got to post that!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So, did the inter your apartment or is a raining on that day?

[–] Sprinks 8 points 1 month ago

It was a raining that day, but they came the 45th day instead of the 2nd and did not need to inter our apartment.

[–] Zachariah 16 points 1 month ago

Don't ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone for any reason ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you've been… ever, for any reason whatsoever.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

It's fucking laminated as well!

Must have needed to make sure no one defaced it and changed the meaning.

[–] marcos 6 points 1 month ago

Consider it done!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

My landlady texts like that. But I think she's just speed typing or dictating and not at all reading it before hitting send. The guy who lives in the back does the same, but I think that one's on the drugs

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Finally I saw 100% aneurysm, my quest is done.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So anyone want to take a stab at translating that?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Unfortunately the work you did yesterday was dogshit and it needs redoing today. Ultimately this is your responsibility so we shouldn't need to say that today's work also needs completing. Please complete this immediately and today's work as soon as possible. You are not too leave until this is done

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago

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