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Elon Musk Offers $1M to Anyone Who Signs His Birthday Card (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] ChronosTriggerWarning 26 points 2 weeks ago

Elon Musk did not pay anyone.

[–] Thcdenton 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'll sign it.

[–] errer 5 points 2 weeks ago

Pretty good representation of Elon’s body

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

"Here's to your last birthday!"

Technically true, hopefully prophetic.

You can give my million to trans rights groups, thanks

[–] Mostly_Gristle 4 points 2 weeks ago

Money first.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

that made me chuckle outta control kookily