this post was submitted on 01 Nov 2024
202 points (98.1% liked)

Femcel Memes

1349 readers
412 users here now

Welcome to femcel memes. A place where anybody can post memes that fit the vibe.

Warning: We have a tendency to post things that may at times come from a self-deprecating perspective or things that are funny coming from another queer person. This space will always be a safe place for transfems, non-binary people, people with a feminine gender expression (GNC or otherwise) or anybody else in the LGBT Community to come together and share about our experiences but we truly feel that laughing about the sometimes silly and embarrassing parts the queer experience can help bring us together. We never mean offense or harm in anything posted but rather they are satirical takes coming from queer people.

A note about 'Egging': Our community is mostly made up of transfem individuals, and as such most memes posted will be posted with the intention of having a transfem perspective. However, regardless of gender identity, all feminine presenting individuals are welcome here. Whether that means you're NB, GNC, transmasc, or any other identity, you are welcome here. It is not our intention or goal to invalidate these identities. If something makes you uncomfortable, please feel free to report the post and I will address your concerns on an individual level. For more information regarding the problems with 'Egg-culture', please see Here.

Love Y'all and thank you for following this community

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
 
top 31 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] [email protected] 58 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What no high speed rail does to a mfer

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That's still almost 10hrs train ride one way. Assuming an express train from NYC to Portland.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That's a perfectly reasonable time for that distance.

[–] FilthyShrooms 14 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

While I wish Amtrak was more prevalent in the US, being able to take a train across the country is great!

Here's the rail map if you ever consider using it:

[–] Plum 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Assuming they get on the train in Portland, OR and travel to Albany, NY, it'll take them 77 hours in slightly-more-legroom than normal seats.

[–] TotallynotJessica 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Would legit be cheaper to fly.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

And SO much faster hahaha

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's not cheaper to fly. I've looked at similar trips for work a couple times now and the cheapest flights are always about $400 and you get a massive layover in chicago.

[–] TotallynotJessica 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Maybe I just got a special offer because I'm not in Portland, but the price was comparable, if not cheaper.

Edit: The prices are even lower on the dates of the train ticket.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

I don't live in America, so this doesn't apply to me, but hopefully someone else can get something out of this. (Live in Europe, Germany)

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

imagineee still being in same countryyyy awaaaaaa im so far awayyyyy bleh xwx

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's what we do for cute cat boys/girls

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

mmm very true. we like the treasure at end of veryvery long rainbow XP

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

bitch watch me cross countries

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I heard Trans people can teleport, so why not teleport?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

This is a common misconception, Trans people can't teleport...

...but some of us can double jump.

[–] jordanlund 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Google says my house in Portland to Philly is 1 day, 18 hours. But I'm pretty sure that's not counting rest stops.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

yeah google assumes you dont stop at all, so 42 straight hours, but im farther east than that lol

[–] misterdoctor 4 points 2 weeks ago

My wife and I were NYC to Seattle for three years in high school. It sucked so bad but we made it. Now I get to see her every day and the distance is just a dusty memory. We believe in you ❤️

[–] CascadianGiraffe 11 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

My last drive from Washington to Mississippi was almost non-stop (3 drivers). Still took almost 3 days.

I've driven across the country about 5 times now. You ain't safely doing that in 3 days.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

i drove from boston to portland in three days, i was driving between 12 and 16 hours a day, was it safe? hmmmmm, no comment....

[–] RubberElectrons 4 points 2 weeks ago
[–] TotallynotJessica 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Europeans often don't understand the scale of the US. The EU is a better comparison than any single European country. The Ukrainian front lines are as close to Paris as Los Angeles is to New York. You have to drive for hours to get across most states, even on the east coast. You can read 784 miles till your destination on GPS, and not even be traveling out of state.

[–] Couldbealeotard 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

In Australia, you can be driving for 3 days and still be in the same state

[–] TotallynotJessica 2 points 2 weeks ago

Australia has a similar geographic scale, but not in terms of population. It's similar to Canada in that respect, with most of it being nearly uninhabitable by humans. The US is far more hospitable by comparison.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

and theres like nothing between most cities as well, vast stretches of empty land, where as in the eu cities are much closer and much more dense. in lots of parts of the usa interstate system you can travel for a hundred miles before you reach any civilization at all. and its probably just some gas station town thats only really there to be a rest stop/tourist trap.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

This is me but I'm doing it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

i would not know :P