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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

I dunno, the older I get and the more bullshit I put up with from other people, the more "the middle of nowhere" sounds like paradise.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Agree. I can't understand folks saying we should all live in apartments.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Because if you want to preserve the natural environment you need to stop replacing it with single family homes and parking lots. High density cities are also way more efficient with energy in multiple ways.

It suck living around so many people but it is one of the single most impactful ways to manage climate change.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Sounds fine, just remove all the people

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Yeah, but the depression isn't worth it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah even if it is weird as shit where I am now is already weird as shit.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

No horror can scare me except the 6 am siren of hell dragging me out of my slumber into an ordinary bus to work.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I live in the middle of nowhere or at least I used to. It's getting too crowded around here time to move again. I got problems but neighbors and noise are not among them.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yeah that sounds like the middle of somewhere if it's getting crowded, you're lookin' for like, upstate Maine. Hell, northern Saskatchewan if you really hate people.

[–] ieatpwns 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Middle of nowhere? sign me the fuck up

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] kazren 8 points 1 month ago

They had TV and internet in the 90s. Might need a window AC.

[–] ieatpwns 6 points 1 month ago

That’s like, your opinion, man.

[–] TotalFat 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Stupid dog! Made me look bad.

[–] knightmare1147 6 points 1 month ago

Ooga-booga-booga!

[–] cm0002 8 points 1 month ago

RETURN THE SLAB

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Idk why but Springfield also always seemed depressing

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Because the show is a cynical take on middle class America?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Fuck yeah I'd live there! I'll be fine.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wait... Where is the Mistery Shack?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

how old are you
Don't answer that
How old do you think OP is

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Well, You are right, I wasn't a child anymore when I watched Gravity Falls. XD But my inner child would love to live there.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Grill her! Fry her! Why don't we bake her!

[–] Beardsley 1 points 1 month ago

I mean.. technically she wanted to live Nowhere.