Is this elevator always that fast?

(Before hitting either the ceiling or the floor and both dying, probably.)

"Are you an AI model?" #new_kind_of_creepy

Honest flirtatious answer: I’d say nice dress and match the energy and vibe of her response.

Not flirtatious answer: ”it always feels weird how you can notice the acceleration in tall elevators”

Realistically nothing. You gain very little by saying something than you lose not saying anything. The only time people are somewhat open to being talked to, is when they already recognise you a little...

Boobs are not supposed to be a solid blob... What have you done to them?

"Damn! You do wonderful things for that dress." But only if I have an available exit to walk away after. That one's too forward for the actual elevator ride. Leave her an out, and also an opening.

I’ve probably got somewhere to be, so I’m just hoping you’ll ride the elevator in silence like me.

How much?

Your mother was right

8 seconds? Is she going up one floor?

True statement: when I first heard the Perry Farrel song, I thought he was singing "She's got great tits, she's got great tits". Turns out he was singing "We'll make great pets" and it was a song about an alien invasion of Earth.

Wouldn't say anything. I'd think about this song: "I took her to an elevator, I don't know why but it had to start in somewhere, so it started there".

“Up or down?”

'What a nice blouse you have on there'

so its a rodeo