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[–] kamenlady 32 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

This pairs so good with this ( not an onion )

The above has an ad-Blocker block

Here's the Wiki

[–] HootinNHollerin 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Oh I saw that one in my feed and thought that was the onion lol

[–] kamenlady 7 points 2 months ago

i had to search online to be sure

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

as was foretold in the sacred prophecies of Stargate

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

Horus Guard from Stargate

Horus Guard represent!

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That is hilarious. Didn’t they just make a chibi anime girl though?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Are her boots covered in blood?

[–] P1k1e 3 points 2 months ago

My friend said the same thing when she saw it, but we have since convened that it is infact the "Mud of Christ"

[–] Bashnagdul 9 points 2 months ago

Buddy Jesus 2.0

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

does it sexually assault children for millennia under the churches auspices, then be ignored, and allowed to continue to exist in nations which were it any other organization, have had it's leaders imprisoned and be banned outright too?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

It's a falcon head, not a policy change.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Sounds like the British Broadcasting Corporation

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Not robotic or Falcons, but Dark Crystal is what I immediately thought of from the picture.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

They should just swap their Jesus out for the one from the game The Inquisitor. That would be way cooler, I'd even consider going back to the church.