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Catholic Church Courts Youth By Adding Badass Deity With Robotic Falcon Head (theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yes

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Are her boots covered in blood?

[–] P1k1e 3 points 2 months ago

My friend said the same thing when she saw it, but we have since convened that it is infact the "Mud of Christ"