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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The only thing stopping me from cutting myself with my kitchen knife is the fact that I insist on all my kitchenware be only used on vegan products

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Your kitchen knives are vegan?!?!? But aren’t they naturally omnivores????

[–] Ziglin 1 points 1 month ago

The ones I use are mostly too blunt :/

[–] PugJesus 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Me, an intermittently suicidal person, when holding a big knife: "No one is around - cut through the air like a sword so it makes that neat 'wooshing' sound"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I do the same everytime I take something like a stick

[–] LouNeko 6 points 1 month ago

If a knife isn't meant to cut my own wrists, why am I holding it a perfect arms length away?

Check mate arteries 😏

[–] jaggedrobotpubes 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My knife just says weeeee when it cuts vegetables.

Different brands maybe?

[–] CaptainBlagbird 1 points 1 month ago

They probably have a Japanese seppuku knives 🤔

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

The dark thoughts while holding a knife went away for me after i started cooking more. I guess i just had a knife phobia?

[–] Bunny19 1 points 1 month ago