this post was submitted on 25 Jul 2023
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During the court hearing, I said "wait, I can explain everything".

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[–] beefbaby182 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] BrownianMotion 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

A joke is a joke. No matter how much truth you throw at it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah but you could easily replace it with e.g. stealing/pirating all volumes of the encyclopaedia Britannica to make the joke work even better

[–] BrownianMotion 8 points 1 year ago

You don't think this joke is a rework of a joke made in the 1950's ?!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Identity theft is no joke, Jim. ;)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

"Ackchyually"

[–] FlyingSquid 2 points 1 year ago

A horse would never be allowed in a bar, that violates health code!

[–] jungekatz 3 points 1 year ago
[–] gon 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not bad, I'll steal this one.

[–] beefbaby182 0 points 1 year ago

Steal this Wiki. A modern day Abbie Hoffman.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Sounds like an onion