this post was submitted on 25 Oct 2024
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[–] hOrni 41 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] atocci 76 points 1 month ago (1 children)

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think there's a gap there to fuck.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

At least two.

Source: i used to put the damn things on skewers and put them in the oven.

[–] I_Miss_Daniel 2 points 1 month ago

Do you have to remove the suppository first?

[–] ivanafterall 12 points 1 month ago

These grocery store ads are getting weird.

[–] einlander 11 points 1 month ago

👆 This is vore.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] TinyShonk 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well the post said the warmer, not the oven.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It also said cooked to perfection

[–] TinyShonk 1 points 1 month ago

As in cooked and then waiting in the warmer until someone buys it. Why would you leave it in the oven, you would have to lower the temperature way down to keep it from burning and be unable to cook more until they're all gone.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Seems too good to be true. Like you're about to be ripped to shreds and have your whole world turned to shit.

[–] KuroiKaze 4 points 1 month ago

...And just moments away from a lady taking me to her place and shoving her hands in me while she wraps her mouth around my ample dripping meat. Sign me up.

[–] NorthWestWind 3 points 1 month ago

... And super dry. No thank you

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

This is a good exercise. Do cows used for veal next

[–] TORFdot0 2 points 1 month ago

I think the dead part means it doesn’t feel at all

[–] MissJinx 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

no joke yesterday I was watching an interview with a guy that has some kind of mutation and he has very low IQ. He was super happy! I was so envious!

[–] jaybone 8 points 1 month ago

Was he running for president?

[–] idiomaddict 1 points 1 month ago

We know how to lower our own IQs, if you really want. Alcohol, inhalants, poor sleep, and head injuries

[–] aesthelete 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"Cooked to perfection?"...if you enjoy hours-roasted microplastics, sure.

EDIT: Ever wondered why your costco chicken tastes like a boat load of chemicals? Check out the wrapper it was baking in under a heat lamp.