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They moved in different circles.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They were on entirely different planes.

[–] FlyingSquid 13 points 1 month ago

Plus one guy went way over the other guy's head and the other guy's ideas just made the first guy dizzy.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I think they still had a chance to meet. After all, what goes around, comes around

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

If they met, it wouldn't be a big deal to either of them, they're normal to each other.

[–] Lost_My_Mind 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And neither of them met Pete Burns....

You spin me round right baby right round like a record baby round right round!

[–] too_high_for_this 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Great, now I'm picturing a helicoptering dong

[–] Lost_My_Mind 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

......thats all you, buddy. The subconscious is a hell of a drug!

[–] too_high_for_this 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Don't google "meatspin".

Or do, I'm not your mother

[–] Lost_My_Mind 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My mother? Tell me how you met my mother...

But be sure to take 9 years telling the story, making frequent off topic tangents to tell me about every woman you slept with in that time period.

Also, completely unrelated stories about your exploits at the bar.