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I regularly bake sweet potatoes then add plain yogurt, salted peanuts, feta, nutritional yeast, and drown it in hot sauce. The dish has no name nor should it ever see the light of day. What goblin mode meals do you guys eat?

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[โ€“] Psythik 13 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Guacamole with cottage cheese. The Polish side of my family loves it, but I wouldn't dare add it to my guac when making it for the Mexican half of my family.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 19 hours ago (8 children)

Cut up tortillas, fry them with some salt, when crispy crack two or three eggs in there and scramble. I grew up eating it and while it is delicious I don't think I would serve it to guests.

[โ€“] MisterNeon 6 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

If you soaked the chips in salsa first that sounds like chilaquiles.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

I think as written it's migas, which is similar but not quite the same, notably the tortillas aren't smothered in salsa first

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 15 hours ago

Exactly this.

[โ€“] MisterNeon 2 points 16 hours ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 18 hours ago

That actually doesn't sound that bad lol

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[โ€“] johannesvanderwhales 5 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

I made Mac and cheese with Velveeta and ground turkey.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Variant on your dish: bake sweet potato, add cottage cheese and eat immediately. Add sweet or savory seasonings to taste. It's not something I'd bring to share, but it's definitely not something I'll hide. As far as quick and dirty meals, it's reasonably healthy, and probably not the worst suggestion for someone who struggles to cook for themselves.

Actual goblin food: canned black olives between two slices of bread, smush down to prevent them from rolling out.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 22 hours ago (4 children)

I put ketchup on bread and microwave it

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 17 hours ago

โ€ฆ for what purpose?

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

...i think i ate that labelled as 'pizza' on the riverwalk in 1988, but it may have had easy-cheese sprayed on top first: worst i've ever had in whatever case, you win...

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[โ€“] Anticorp 6 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

When I was pretty serious about powerlifting, I would wake up in the middle of the night and eat a giant spoonful of peanut butter with a big glass of milk, and then go back to bed. I certainly wouldn't offer that to a guest.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

My so called broccoli-potato-gratin with pork neck includes quite an amount of cream, salt, bouillion cubes and cheese. My wife doesn't know and it will stay that way.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 15 hours ago

...that sounds delicious and i've been vegetarian for thirty-five years!..

[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I sometimes open a can of vegetables and pour them in my mouth

[โ€“] 2ugly2live 4 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Do... Do you drink the juice too?

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
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[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 23 hours ago

I'm not going to put a bowl of lentils and hot sauce in front of a guest.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (2 children)

Butter beans with olives. Cover it in oregano, some garlic, some chilli flakes, and then drizzle a tiny bit of soy sauce and plenty of olive oil over the top.

It's dumb, but it's so tasty, quick, and easy.

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