Someone come get grandpa
this post was submitted on 20 Oct 2024
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The fact that it doesn't make his base shy away is really special to me. It's a lot of fun.
I don't find it surprising. His base spends a huge amount of time talking about other people's genitalia; especially school children's genitalia when they're trying to use the bathroom.
They sure do
Half iced tea, half lemonade
sounds non-binary
All I know is, for the longest time it was tea, and then all the sudden it was lemonade.
I wish the things that this idiot said mattered... at least to the rubes who are determined to vote for him.
If it makes you feel better, it matters to the undetermined.
Who is undetermined in 2024?
There are a lot of Republicans that hate Trump.
I'm turning into a fan of the Lincoln Project's work. Does the heart good to see conservatives working against the worst the country has to offer.
“They give you a little extra security nowadays, you notice?”
Who mother fucker, who gave your more security?? It was all deep state pizza Biden conspiracy b.s when you weren't happy about it, now it's magic? Of course he'll never admit he isn't being treated unfairly, he's always the victim. Strong man baby.
Despair! Great Golden Bear golden hair down there! Under where? Vote for me!
Why is Jack Nicholas catching strays?
According to Trump, He deserves it for what he did to Batman back in '89!
That thumbnail makes him look like he has tiny deformed hands.
He does
Looks like?
Maybe. Or maybe not.
Anyone else think this is a direct reaction to Dave Bautista calling him a whiny little bitch? Masculinity by proxy/osmosis??? The fuck is this...
"Arnold Palmer was all man, and I say that in all due respect to women,” Trump said. “This is a guy that was all man.” [...]
“When he took the showers with other pros, they came out of there. They said, ‘Oh my God. That’s unbelievable,’” Trump said with a laugh. “I had to say. We have women that are highly sophisticated here, but they used to look at Arnold as a man.”
Yay! It’s the news season of the Shit Show. The previous season finale was absolutely breathtaking, so I have high hopes for the coming episodes. 🍿