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[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] lolrightythen 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The fact that it doesn't make his base shy away is really special to me. It's a lot of fun.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't find it surprising. His base spends a huge amount of time talking about other people's genitalia; especially school children's genitalia when they're trying to use the bathroom.

[–] lolrightythen 2 points 3 weeks ago

They sure do

[–] Voyajer 49 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Half iced tea, half lemonade

[–] Zachariah 48 points 1 month ago

sounds non-binary

[–] QuincyPeck 30 points 1 month ago

All I know is, for the longest time it was tea, and then all the sudden it was lemonade.

[–] RonnyZittledong 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I wish the things that this idiot said mattered... at least to the rubes who are determined to vote for him.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If it makes you feel better, it matters to the undetermined.

[–] ivanafterall 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Who is undetermined in 2024?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There are a lot of Republicans that hate Trump.

[–] StopTouchingYourPhone 1 points 1 month ago

I'm turning into a fan of the Lincoln Project's work. Does the heart good to see conservatives working against the worst the country has to offer.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

“They give you a little extra security nowadays, you notice?”

Who mother fucker, who gave your more security?? It was all deep state pizza Biden conspiracy b.s when you weren't happy about it, now it's magic? Of course he'll never admit he isn't being treated unfairly, he's always the victim. Strong man baby.

[–] rayyy 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Remember his lame NFTs with him as a tough, strong man? Reality.

[–] Hobbes_Dent 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Despair! Great Golden Bear golden hair down there! Under where? Vote for me!

[–] RestrictedAccount 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why is Jack Nicholas catching strays?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

According to Trump, He deserves it for what he did to Batman back in '89!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That thumbnail makes him look like he has tiny deformed hands.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago
[–] DerArzt 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Maybe. Or maybe not.

[–] StopTouchingYourPhone 2 points 1 month ago

Anyone else think this is a direct reaction to Dave Bautista calling him a whiny little bitch? Masculinity by proxy/osmosis??? The fuck is this...

"Arnold Palmer was all man, and I say that in all due respect to women,” Trump said. “This is a guy that was all man.” [...]

“When he took the showers with other pros, they came out of there. They said, ‘Oh my God. That’s unbelievable,’” Trump said with a laugh. “I had to say. We have women that are highly sophisticated here, but they used to look at Arnold as a man.”

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yay! It’s the news season of the Shit Show. The previous season finale was absolutely breathtaking, so I have high hopes for the coming episodes. 🍿