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She whispered, "they're right behind you."

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

The look on her face was a combination of fear and disguest. She said I'm not allowed back to the library.

Thinking this was my first visit, I asked why.

She leaned in and whispered "You know why!"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Accidentally read the punchline first. I think it made it funnier.

[–] Today 3 points 1 month ago

Serious chuckle.

[–] YottaDren 3 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Ooh, I gotta remember this!