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[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (7 children)

Tommy Cat is 10 today. He has had prawns for tea and is now basking in the sun, pretty well satisfied with life.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (7 children)

All done. Here's the world's loneliest tomato plant:

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (7 children)

Normally I love putting stuff together, like Ikea furniture etc etc

I'm now in a room with the door locked trying to build this cat tower and there's a monster on the other side of the door who is DEMANDING to be let in.

Edit: She realised if she jumps high enough she can pull the door handle down and open the door.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (9 children)

Bought a bass instead of the ps5. Fuck it lol. It was half the price.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Breaking news - Rossmoyne Street in Thornbury is having a collective garage sale tomorrow at 10 am to 3 pm - lots of people are all coming together to put excess stoff out for sale. Just got told. See you there.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (7 children)

Of thank F…!

Commbank finally reversed the duplicate transaction that put my account into the negative by a large margin.

Spent the whole day stressing about it. I hope that’s the end of the ordeal and nothing else happens.

Might actually think about getting a 2nd bank account somewhere else just as a backup sometime.

Now I finally concentrate on doing other things other than worrying about things.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Just don't open an account with westpac 🀣 They had issues all week

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (12 children)

At my second inspection. Crusty old dude rocks up and talks only to me and asks if I'm viewing the apartment, then asks if I'm single and gives me this creepy grin and says he'd prefer a single to move into the apartment. Oh and of course he's the owner. Shakes my hand and encourages me to apply. Completely ignores the other attendees (male).

I might've seriously considered this apartment despite the very dated kitchen and bathroom and no fly screens, it's pricey but in a very quiet green location and has a sunlit balcony... But after the above interaction I am definitely not applying wtf

E: I am meant to be cleaning the house but our purritude has other ideas. Purrhaps she has sensed my overall distress. I'll miss this lil sweetie when she leaves on Monday

little nugget on my lap

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Warning signs all over the place with that one.

Avoid!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sucks because I really might've seriously considered it for the quietness and the cleanliness. Light filled and still convenient for work. I was sat in the park wondering if I stuck on my own fly screens and everything else worked okay, could I still stick it out since there's a REA intermediary... Esp as this is probably one of the few times I have an advantage (??) as a single renter. But it's for entirely the wrong reasons

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I find it odd the LL is at the inspection if he has a REA managing the property? And the whole interaction, yikes. The LL will probably have keys. Stay the hell away!

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Yiiiiikes

Good call, don’t get that one.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

Did my first Parkrun this morning. About 100 people. Was great. Got a PB too.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (14 children)

Woke up in a massive panic this morning to an overdrawn back account message.

Panicked like hell to try and work out what happened.

Commbank have really stuffed up and duplicated transactions and now has left me overdrawn and unable to get anything today.

They better fix this up. The duplicated transaction was the biggest thing I had to pay, why couldn’t it have been an 8 dollar transaction?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Time to ditch commbank if they screwed you then left you hanging.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Bailed and went home, while partner and his dad go to dinner. My everything hurts, and for the first time Macca's has made me feel better rather than worse.

Thank you nuggets and fries πŸ‘ŒπŸΌ

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

On the rag, have to look good and go out. I hate this stupid organ. Uterus, free to any home but mine.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

I have had pretty good luck with the IUD cutting out a lot of the nonsense. Probably is having some kind of an effect on the rest of my body but I'll take it over the nightmare of the monthly bleed and weep

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Figured I'd make a new comment for visibility - for anyone trying to comment/make a post from lemmy.world instance - it isn't visible to anyone on Aussie.zone for 7 days (if it even syncs at all) There was a post explaining it months ago, seems like it still isn't fixed. https://feddit.org/post/3524876

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)

Is this is regards to Seagoon?

I’m not sure how her sign in was done and which instance it was originally linked to.

I actually thought she forgot her password again.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

She has now signed up through aussie.zone so just waiting for approval.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)

OK. So, say you want to have a night out by yourself on a Saturday night, where you can talk to randoms and generally be social.

What bars or what suburb is best?

Also, this is where we are at now:

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Easy:

The Old Bar, Fitzroy. Go out the back and feel free to join in on anyone's conversations. It's small, and is an alternative crowd.

Oscar The Wild are playing there tonight (Sat) too.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

I used to do that at the Old Bar like 20 years ago. Good to hear it's still got the same vibe

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Hey @[email protected] can you please see if there are any new accounts pending approval. Seagoon has made a new account.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Pls look for the Goon, we need to Sea her :(

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

πŸ₯

I miss her too

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Good morning everyone. Wonder how long I can get away with laying here pretending to be asleep..

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Technically Gibson gets two presents. The cat tree and the box

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

i'm putting my money on the box.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

The shoebox must be put on the bed now or there will be "trouble".

And by trouble I mean endless meowing at me while I'm trying to sleep.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

I think the box is going to win as well.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I put on the first Paddington movie for the boys the other day because I heard it was good when it came out, and it is quite good.

It's silly and over the top in all the right ways, with a villain that's just evil with clear motivations. It felt like a 90s movie made with today's technology.

Also turns out the director worked on Darkplace and directed all the Mighty Boosh episodes so of course it was going to be good

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (9 children)

Anyone else having pizza tonight?

Edit:

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Remember my little 4x4 misadventure? The service department just mentioned some minor damage to the undercarriage. Had to pretend to be shocked.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (10 children)

She's having problems getting here. If someone knows what's going on and can help that would be great

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

SEAGOOOOOOOON YOU ARE STUCK IN THE UPSIDE DOWN IF YOU CAN HEAR ME WE ARE COMING AND WE LOVE YOU

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

I’ve had that exact issue when subscribing to new communities but obviously not the same in this case.

In is a known issue though

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Been to gym. Been to market.

My fruit and veg people have sold up and retire next week. This is wonderful for them…but I’m kind of a little bit sad

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (3 children)

You'll have to do the 'unfamiliar market' tango - find a little old lady dressed in black, and follow her at a discreet distance and shop where she shops, buy what she buys. Has helped me out both here and in France (a longish time ago). No interaction as such necessary.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

The line for the ladies at Caulfield sucks ass. God fucking damn.

Edit: its the length of the bookie counter 😭

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (5 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Inspection 1 today, this was the best place I'd seen in the listings... mould in part of the bathroom and a lot darker than I expected. Given the amount it's going for though, with aircon and a nice kitchen, no surprise there's plenty of applicants - couples including with kids - suspect I won't be getting anywhere with this one. I also don't really need a 2br unit. I think I'll stick to 1br...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hello Canadian Club, do you come to the portable toilets at Caulfield often?

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