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[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago (2 children)

That tracks, coming from a priest.

[–] Klear 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

It makes a difference?

[–] CheeryLBottom 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He's a priest, but not practicing. He's great, you should check him out.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I’m a non practicing atheist, I think I’ll pass.

[–] luves2spooge 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)

What's green and smells of pork?

! Kermit's cock

[–] A7thStone 5 points 2 months ago

I do not like them Sam I Am

[–] jaybone 4 points 2 months ago
[–] hOrni 3 points 2 months ago

Grinches Christmas ham?

[–] edgemaster72 2 points 2 months ago

username checks out

[–] over_clox 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Let's not be silly, that's where Ms. Piggy came from, obviously..

[–] Iheartcheese 4 points 2 months ago

..... Angel puppet plz

[–] hOrni 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yes, I think he did. For both.

[–] Quetzalcutlass 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] hOrni 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Yes, I think he did. For both.

[–] jaybone 1 points 2 months ago

Do he did but broth?

[–] jaybone 4 points 2 months ago

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Weren't the original Muppets like, Uber sexed and horny before it became a kids show?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

You're thinking "Meet The Feebles" (y'all get that in your search history for free), by the same Peter Jackson of LotR, but it's my head canon, too. 🤘🏽

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Klear 3 points 2 months ago

From the director of Bad Taste comes a movie with no taste at all.

I love it. You know how Team America has the record for the longest vomiting scene in a puppet movie? It had to be this long to just barely beat Meet the Feebles.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'll trade you the feebles for a Matt Baume video on the original hella gay Muppets

I haven't watched the video in a while, but I'm pretty sure they're overly sexed little hellions lol

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Ohhhh, that's where the Sodomy song went?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Well, miss Piggy is.