this post was submitted on 17 Oct 2024
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[–] johannesvanderwhales 46 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I swear they have the ability to make themselves heavier when they don't want to be moved.

[–] Jozzo 18 points 3 weeks ago

Or maybe they have the ability to make you weaker

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

And lighter when they jump up on something without making a sound. Cats are made of Element Zero

[–] EtherWhack 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Like moving a puddle of lead.

[–] bruhduh 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Unless when you try to push them off of something. Then they turn massive and solid. Cats have non-newtonian properties.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Maybe this is why Evil Overlords have cats? So that even if the hero manages to best the human, they won't be able to get to the Abort Nukes button before T - 00:00 because the cat is hunched on top.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Inconvenient cat will rip your flesh

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

The cat reminds me of this manga