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[–] javasux 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What the fuck is that font

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I ragged on a font like this

Someone reminded me it could be a font for dyslexics

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

As someone with mild dyslexia, that is a horrid dyslexia font and a horrid font in general

[–] aeronmelon 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

“Salvation, how does it work?”

[–] espentan 4 points 1 month ago

.. and I don't wanna talk to a prophet
Y'all motherfuckers lying, and getting me blessed

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Muthafuckin miracles

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Anyone got a recipe for biblically accurate Faygo?

[–] HootinNHollerin 3 points 1 month ago

Turned water into ~~wine~~ Faygo

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

at least mass surveillance cameras won't detect him

[–] Diplomjodler3 2 points 1 month ago

I think they prefer orange face paint these days.

[–] niktemadur 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

The loaves and fishes... at the juggaloo convention!

EDIT: Huh... what would that look like? Twinkies and Doritos? Beer and tits?

[–] Pops 3 points 1 month ago

Piggy pie and Faygo

[–] ChronosTriggerWarning 1 points 1 month ago

"The Good Lord said he could heal this boy for just FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS!!!1!"

[–] rain_worl -2 points 1 month ago

WHY'D YOU POST AN IMAGE