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Every home should have one (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 month ago by The_Picard_Maneuver to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago (1 children)

When the light is green, the smork is clean

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

When the light is brown the smork is frown.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I want one. But only if it screams, "ALAM! ALAM!" when it's set off.

[–] BleakBluets 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"Woah oh Blek Berty"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

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[–] Pissman2020 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Woa-oh black betty

[–] _stranger_ 5 points 1 month ago

AMBEL

RAMPS

[–] random_character_a 14 points 1 month ago

Smorks can be dangerous if their natural food sources are disrupted,

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Sounds Australian

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

https://saynotosmokedetectors.com

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Mine keeps repeatedly asking me about my car's extended warranty

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

i prefer smonk alonks

[–] ZILtoid1991 2 points 1 month ago

"SMORK ALAM" sounds like something out of a surreal meme. All it missing is Meme Man smoking a cigarette in front of it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

o ou mean smirk?