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me_irl (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 month ago by The_Picard_Maneuver to c/me_irl

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[–] robolemmy 138 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Incelephant

[–] Retreaux 11 points 1 month ago

I wish I had more upvotes to dole out hahaha

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

"I'm a nice guy too. And these bitches won't even give me a trunkjob..."

[–] dohpaz42 8 points 1 month ago

I would love to see an artist make a logo of an elephant wearing a fedora, with a neck beard, saying “m’lady”.

[–] cowfodder 6 points 1 month ago

My first thought when I saw it!

[–] FabledAepitaph 4 points 1 month ago

Came here to make this joke hahaha

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Testosterone's a hell of a drug

[–] apex32 8 points 1 month ago

Yup. Male elephants go through something called "musth" where they have many times the normal amount of testosterone in their body.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Musth

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

There's a fascinating podcast about how breaking up the social structures of elephants can lead to this rampaging behavior (second hand source, but I'm too lazy to check the references):

Fight Like An Animal: What Elephants Can Teach Us About Civil War

https://www.buzzsprout.com/1052548/5743684-what-elephants-can-teach-us-about-civil-war.mp3

[–] Themaskofz 5 points 1 month ago

What about that elephant over there?

Oh him, that’s Kyle

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Why can’t I throw a fit like this when I wanna get laid and can’t? My teenage years would have been much easier were I able to blow off steam like this guy.