They have warm beer and food boiled in mint sauce!
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asterix inventing tea is the funniest shit ever
This is the first time I've seen Asterix in English
I'm a rare American who grew up reading it because I lived in Germany for 10 years.
Ich bin auch eins davon. In zwei Tagen macht es zwei Jahren seit ich nach Deutschland umgezogen bin.
Jokes on them, they got to build the temples for the Vikings to plunder.
laughs in tin
My dealer won't tell me where he gets it!
"You there, Britunculus! What's your name?"
"... Bart."
"What is of worth here? What do you dream about? What do you spend all day thinking about?"
Who are the Britons?
Well, we all are. we're all Britons and I am your king
Thanks, i was going for this though: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2c-X8HiBng
Ah, right, we are ALL Britons!
And I am your king.
Well I didn't vote for 'im.
Y'know just the other day I was at the shop and some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me.
Does that make me emperor?
More questions: what if it was a dagger, falchion, or machete? Does the type of sword dictate the office to which one is elevated? Is it affected by who does the giving? Bint vs tart? And how much of a factor does the type of body of water play?