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A place to meme about the glorious ROMAN EMPIRE (and Roman Republic, and Roman Kingdom)! Byzantines tolerated! The HRE is not.

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Britain was not the... wealthiest of Roman conquests (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 days ago by PugJesus to c/roughromanmemes

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Thanks, i was going for this though: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2c-X8HiBng

[–] PugJesus 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ah, right, we are ALL Britons!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And I am your king.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well I didn't vote for 'im.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Y'know just the other day I was at the shop and some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me.

Does that make me emperor?

More questions: what if it was a dagger, falchion, or machete? Does the type of sword dictate the office to which one is elevated? Is it affected by who does the giving? Bint vs tart? And how much of a factor does the type of body of water play?