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Ernie Takes it to the Next Step (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] Lost_My_Mind 37 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Jesus man! I like dark humor, but this is some legit psychopath serial killer shit!!!

[–] mynameisigglepiggle 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What do you expect from eernie?

[–] mojofrododojo 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

death by rubber ducky

[–] mynameisigglepiggle 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's the one

[–] mojofrododojo 1 points 2 months ago

makes you wonder though...

who are the people in your neighborhood?

[–] Iheartcheese 23 points 2 months ago

This is the single most horrible thing I'm going to send to every single person I know

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There's a novel where a serial killer is hanging out in a park one day. A basketball player gets hit in the face and has a nose bleed. The killer offers his handkerchief to sop up the blood. Later the killer buries a body and leaves the handkerchief the corpse. The totally innocent basketball player is arrested. The killer then impersonates a defense attorney and takes the case. Naturally he loses. He visits the convicted man up until the day of the execution.

[–] AugustWest 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What is the name of this?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

It's a subplot in a Matthew Scudder novel by Lawrence Block. I can't recall the title

[–] j4k3 8 points 2 months ago

Holy shit to any of you that can share this, like damn.

[–] eran_morad 5 points 2 months ago

Dark, bruh.