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'It's like living in a school zone,' Says Rattled Secret Service Agent Protecting Trump (www.duffelblog.com)

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[–] [email protected] 58 points 4 months ago

Fucking brutal. That's a hell of a good connection.

[–] mashbooq 37 points 4 months ago

As the cop in South Park said after a kid was killed in town, "Dammit! Outside school is the one place kids are supposed to be safe!"

[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 months ago

Hunh! I really thought the bus would be a lot shorter.

[+] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (2 children)

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[–] Viking_Hippie 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Nah, school "security officers" are there to brutalize unruly children and get the middle school to life in prison pipeline started.

In contrast, Trump's SS officers are charged with protecting the most childish fascist cult leader from the consequences of his words and actions.

Both make the world a worse, more bleak place, though, I'll give you that.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I get massive whiplash every time someone abbreviates the secret service

[–] InverseParallax 1 points 4 months ago (2 children)

It's supposed to be usss, ss is a bit dickish, even with his political alignment.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

We don't put US in front of other acronyms like that. SC, DoJ, EPA, etc. Putting it in front of SS is just making it obvious you don't want it to be called SS lol

It's just a coincidence; the Secret Service existed long before Hitler's SS. We've got prior claim to the acronym

[–] Viking_Hippie 0 points 4 months ago

Nah, he's a literal fascist. It might be dickish to the secret service given a different context, but my comment was clearly aimed at him rather than them.

[–] InverseParallax 2 points 4 months ago

That's not fair, he didn't run away from the gunman!

Maybe that's just Texas.

[–] danc4498 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Onion has been in fire lately

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It's not the onion. I've never seen this site before.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)

The spirit of Onion.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

The bold new scent

[–] danc4498 2 points 4 months ago

You’re right. I was looking at the community

[–] Burn_The_Right 5 points 4 months ago

Just. Goddamnit. I read so much of this article before I realized I had a mouth full of onion. Bravo.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

"No one is even trying to shoot up Meadows Ridge College or the Oceanside Charter School!"