this post was submitted on 17 Sep 2024
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Low Quality Facts

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A community dedicated to the lowest quality facts.

While the community is named after the mastodon account Low Quality Facts it is not required to post related to that account. As long as the post is low enough quality, it belongs in this community.

A low quality fact could be a few things:

Examples:

"Louis Armstrong stored jelly beans in his trumpet, which he would discreetly eat during his performances."

"If you took a persons digestive system and stretched it out end to end, it would hurt a lot."

"Whales are notoriously bad trumpet players."

Posts can be in whatever form best displays the low quality fact.

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1: Be civil. No racism or any of that non-sense

2: Only low quality facts!

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Catholics with a literal open bar during service…

[–] kofe 7 points 1 month ago

I joked about it in high school, but I do think getting tipsy off Jesus partially set me up for alcoholism in my 20s. Now I'm curious if there are any correlations to higher rates for Catholics compared to other groups

[–] stupidcasey 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You kidding? He brings the wine and snacks.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Jesus' blood is literally wine depending on which Christian denomination you ask.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Albert Einstein also said this.