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[–] NineMileTower 29 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

In Daft Punk's hit from 2000, "One More Time", the artists lied by in fact asking you to celebrate one more time 61 more times.

This issue is bleeding into other genres. Next they ask you to do it TWO more times.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The entire song is a single request. If you started dancing before the song was over, that's on you.

[–] NineMileTower 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm just saying, it's a slippery slope. Daft Punk is famous for making repetitive requests. Here's the lyrics from their song "Around the World" that forcibly request that I travel where they so choose.

Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world

Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world

Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world

Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world

Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world

Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world

Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world

Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world

Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world

Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world

Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world

Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world

Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world

Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world

Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world

Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world

Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world

Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don't see a single word there that sounds like a request. I think that was just a summary of their latest vacation.

[–] homesweethomeMrL 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Oh very nice. Where'd they go?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

my condolences

[–] homesweethomeMrL 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Not Louisiana, Paris, France, New York or Rome?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] homesweethomeMrL 1 points 2 months ago

My Home Sweet Home!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The world? Like around the world, around the world?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I couldn’t tell you where I’ve heard it but yes I have to say that sounds somehow familiar

[–] tordenflesk 1 points 2 months ago

Who do they think they are? Ann Lee?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Had the same problem with my spotter at the gym

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

He was…asking you to give it to him one more time?

[–] Linkerbaan -2 points 2 months ago

PR in shambles

[–] ValorieAF 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Give it to me one time, HUH

Give it to me two time, HUH HUH

[–] DaMonsterKnees 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

With a loud, resounding James Brown HeH!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] homesweethomeMrL 5 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Why does the title capitalize every word?

.... Probably to make people like me wonder about it.

[–] homesweethomeMrL 4 points 2 months ago

Chicago Styleee mon

[–] whotookkarl 2 points 2 months ago