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Study: Crows Intelligent Enough To Steal Trinkets, But Foolish Enough To Think Material Goods Will Solve Problems (theonion.com)
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[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Are crows a political party?

[–] pyre 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

nah they're too smart to appeal to the average voter

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

FPTP strikes again, smh

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Nah, you are thinking of owls.

[–] Vedlt 7 points 3 months ago

I'd vote for 'em

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

They are a murder.

[–] gibmiser 15 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

This study was conducted by a bio grad student with a minor in philosophy.

I bet we can make dolphins can have existential crises. Let's torture one and find out!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Study: ~~Crows~~ Humans Intelligent Enough To Steal Trinkets, But Foolish Enough To Think Material Goods Will Solve Problems

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

https://crowpro.net/

[–] BlindFrog 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I love websites designed like Hypnospace and LingsCars

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

If you’d like some deep lore…

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Okay this was great - thanks OP

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

This got a solid guffaw from me